Ah what it would like to live the life of Mario. A life of stomping presumably “guilty” creatures posing a minimal physical threat, scraping their remains off the heel of your trusty brown boots smeared with the souls of thousands of Mushroom Kingdom’s inhabitants. As appealing as this sounds to you and me, there are serious travel…complications that should be taken into account with this lifestyle. I’m not hating, I’m just sayin’ that someone should really clean those things.

Tags: ew, luigi, Mario, needle, pipe, poop, sewer

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