The second in a week of Larson-esque comics. Color should return soon!

This guy violates one of the key principles of life, “never trust a woman on a jet-ski”

Taken from personal experience, clothes left to fester in their own filth will become sentient life forms capable of guttural moans within several months time. The speed of this accursed proliferation is proportional to the average feculence of the garments. I was once nearly eaten by a pair of jeans I had worn for three weeks straight without washing, I deftly avoided inevitable ingurgitation only by quickly spraying the wicked denim with SHOUT and executing a perfect evasive Barrel-Roll as recommended to me by my good friend Peppy.

This comic was drawn in a Noir / Chiarscuro style, because, well frankly it takes less time to make a comic if you don’t have to color it. Hooray for finally having an update!

Above is a list of 3 4 things most people really don’t like. They are universal hatreds which are hard to come by these days. What I mean is, people have very specific and fierce hatred for a lot of seemingly innocuous things. I’m talking about really weird things.

Apparently, some people are not amused by the Muppets’ project management skills (or lack thereof). Whether they are trying to put on a show, go on trip, or even go to the damn movies, they always have to make a fucking scene. I didn’t realize this was a source of contempt but… there it is.

Ah what it would like to live the life of Mario. A life of stomping presumably “guilty” creatures posing a minimal physical threat, scraping their remains off the heel of your trusty brown boots smeared with the souls of thousands of Mushroom Kingdom’s inhabitants. As appealing as this sounds to you and me, there are serious travel…complications that should be taken into account with this lifestyle. I’m not hating, I’m just sayin’ that someone should really clean those things.

Please don’t leave us again, we promise we will be good.

So… we are back. Hello again, how have you been these past few months? Oh you had the flu? I’m sorry to hear.

Starting next week, we will be producing hilarious comics for your general consumption on a twice a week schedule (Tuesdays and Thursdays). We will be also reproducing (read: rerunning) the strip 2 times a week for the UCONN Daily Campus. So if you go to UCONN and you want to see slightly colorized versions of the same exact comic you see in the paper, please keep your internet appliance’s dial on www.stickcat.net!

See you in the funny papers!

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