We regrettably arrive at comic number two along our forsaken path of Fritzlessness. Without the master’s sure and steady hand and ability to keep my morose thoughts off the page, I present to you the horrifying result. As the Lobsterpous’ tickling tendrils ensnare your mortal soul, I submit to you dear reader that I did try my best.

This comic was inspired by this prior entry into the Daily Campus (and by inspired I mean almost copied exactly): Don’t inquire why this one is entitled “Woodcat” either, I honestly have no idea.

Apparently cats don’t like going to the vet? What a fresh and exciting look at cat ownership! Am I right? Am I right folks? I thought so.

So today marks the beginning of Fritz is not drawing the comic. Henceforth we will fondly refer to this period as the Dark Ages.  Yeah I know, I’m sorry, it will get better, I promise.

So with today’s comic, I’m not “hating” on your precious Wikipedia, I’m just sayin that even though in aggregate, a Wikipedia article is usually accurate; taking a snapshot at a single point in its chaotic time-line isn’t always… the best idea.

Today’s comic is a bit….abstract. Like most of our jokes at Stickcat, this one requires to be in tune with multiple obscure Internet phenomenon.

I give you Exhibit A: Cuil. The dastardly search engine conceived in the depths of hell from Lucifer himself. It’s ability to give irrelevant, pornographic laden search results for the most innocuous of queries is matched only by it’s own pretentiousness.

This problem was eventually corrected but, I mean seriously Cuil. No results for Cobol? I’ve seen less snootier things from Queen of England herself.

Exhibit B: Cuil theory. (Click more, for additional explanations) Read the rest of this entry »